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I am already using version 21, its the pre pre pre alpha pre beta pre pre gamma delta pre RC pre build, I'm so bleeding edge I have to buy tampons at the store. My insurance company wont even insure my computer because all my software are practically from the future. |
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'''[http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2991199&cid=40705021 Re:Why yes, I *am* being a pedantic git :-) (Score:5, Funny)]'''<br/> |
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<small>by alexo (9335) on Thursday July 19, @06:26PM (#40705021) Journal</small><br/> |
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> surveys have been constantly reporting that the ideal breast size is 'C' in terms of aesthetic appeal. |
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Eat that, Java advocates! |
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== Technology == |
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* https://biggaybunny.tumblr.com/post/166787080920/tech-enthusiasts-everything-in-my-house-is-wired |
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Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! |
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I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and |
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I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! |
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Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a |
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printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes |
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an unexpected noise. |
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* [https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25224220 HN comments about AWS failure and IOT] |
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The R in IOT stands for 'Reliability'. |
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*On Java |
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joke: a dev has a problem, uses Java, and now has a ProblemFactory |
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== Video == |
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzJ0CytAsec Windows Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting] |
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:One of the most hilarious video ever. 10min of pure laughs. |
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== Miscellaneous == |
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* [https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html How many GNU/Linux users are needed to change a light bulb?] |
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pfft FireFox 8 (Score:4, Funny)
by equex (747231) on Monday July 11, @09:47AM (#36719642)
I am already using version 21, its the pre pre pre alpha pre beta pre pre gamma delta pre RC pre build, I'm so bleeding edge I have to buy tampons at the store. My insurance company wont even insure my computer because all my software are practically from the future.
Re:Why yes, I *am* being a pedantic git :-) (Score:5, Funny)
by alexo (9335) on Thursday July 19, @06:26PM (#40705021) Journal
> surveys have been constantly reporting that the ideal breast size is 'C' in terms of aesthetic appeal.
Eat that, Java advocates!
Technology
Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.
The R in IOT stands for 'Reliability'.
- On Java
joke: a dev has a problem, uses Java, and now has a ProblemFactory
Video
- One of the most hilarious video ever. 10min of pure laughs.