Funny

A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?

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Funny Slashdot's comments

pfft FireFox 8 (Score:4, Funny)
by equex (747231) on Monday July 11, @09:47AM (#36719642)
I am already using version 21, its the pre pre pre alpha pre beta pre pre gamma delta pre RC pre build, I'm so bleeding edge I have to buy tampons at the store. My insurance company wont even insure my computer because all my software are practically from the future.

Re:Why yes, I *am* being a pedantic git :-) (Score:5, Funny)
by alexo (9335) on Thursday July 19, @06:26PM (#40705021) Journal
> surveys have been constantly reporting that the ideal breast size is 'C' in terms of aesthetic appeal.

Eat that, Java advocates!

Technology

• https://biggaybunny.tumblr.com/post/166787080920/tech-enthusiasts-everything-in-my-house-is-wired

Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! 
I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and 
I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future!

Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a 
printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes 
an unexpected noise.

• HN comments about AWS failure and IOT

The R in IOT stands for 'Reliability'.

• On Java

joke: a dev has a problem, uses Java, and now has a ProblemFactory

Video

• Windows Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting

One of the most hilarious video ever. 10min of pure laughs.

Miscellaneous

• How many GNU/Linux users are needed to change a light bulb?