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User-created content is The Future (Score:5, Funny)
by Captain Spam (66120) on Wednesday May 20, @12:37AM (#28021809) Homepage
There is a joke/story that Jick, one of the creators of The Kingdom of Loathing, likes to tell and refer to in his biweekly podcast. To roughly paraphrase:
Someday, I'd like to make a game called "The Future". And all what this game would be is an empty space to start with. The users would then, for a fee, be able to upload the game's content. Everything, down to dungeon designs, graphics for monsters, items, weapons, game mechanics, everything would be user-created, because as we all know from all these game developer conferences I go to, "user-created content is The Future "!
So we'd create this game and release it. All user-created content. And then in a matter of a couple weeks, we would have a few thousand drawings of cocks and balls making up the vast majority of the game's world. Cocks and balls as monsters, cocks and balls as items, cocks and balls as weapons, dungeons shaped like cocks and balls populated with cocks and balls that drop cocks and balls that you fight with cocks and balls. And that's all anyone would ever bother creating, because that's the only sort of person with time to do this, and anyone who's been on the internet knows this is what would happen, because user-created content, on the whole, sucks. And that's The Future!!
That's the sort of thing I think back on and chuckle about to myself whenever I hear of a game world made of user-created content and how it's the future of gaming and how awesome it's going to be. Looks like Jick's not too far off the mark.
- Day 76 (5, Funny) — Human flesh, human eye ball, and human bone, with a just a sprinkle of martian dust.
Two global problems solved in my lifetime! (Score:5, Funny)
by Okian Warrior (537106) on Wednesday October 15, 2014 @09:53AM (#48149053) Homepage Journal
With this and the new ebola infections coming out, it looks like we're on the verge of solving both the energy crisis and overpopulation
I never thought I'd see so much progress in my lifetime. We live in the future!(*)
(*) ...of a Stephen King novel, apparently.
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Why I never finish my Haskell programs (plover.com)
- I see this a lot with intermediate lisp programmers; they spend so much time building ivory tower abstractions that the original problem is forgotten. I sometimes call this "bottom down" programming.
- Some people overvalue the power of generality, and overdiscount the obscurity and complexity it tends to involve.
- Also, it's not a bad way to learn the ins and outs of the language, really.