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I am already using version 21, its the pre pre pre alpha pre beta pre pre gamma delta pre RC pre build, I'm so bleeding edge I have to buy tampons at the store. My insurance company wont even insure my computer because all my software are practically from the future.
I am already using version 21, its the pre pre pre alpha pre beta pre pre gamma delta pre RC pre build, I'm so bleeding edge I have to buy tampons at the store. My insurance company wont even insure my computer because all my software are practically from the future.
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'''[http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2991199&cid=40705021 Re:Why yes, I *am* being a pedantic git :-) (Score:5, Funny)]'''<br/>
<small>by alexo (9335) on Thursday July 19, @06:26PM (#40705021) Journal</small><br/>
> surveys have been constantly reporting that the ideal breast size is 'C' in terms of aesthetic appeal.

Eat that, Java advocates!
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== Technology ==
* https://biggaybunny.tumblr.com/post/166787080920/tech-enthusiasts-everything-in-my-house-is-wired
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Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things!
I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and
I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future!

Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a
printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes
an unexpected noise.
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* [https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25224220 HN comments about AWS failure and IOT]
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The R in IOT stands for 'Reliability'.
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*On Java
joke: a dev has a problem, uses Java, and now has a ProblemFactory

== Video ==
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzJ0CytAsec Windows Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting]
:One of the most hilarious video ever. 10min of pure laughs.

== Miscellaneous ==
* [https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html How many GNU/Linux users are needed to change a light bulb?]

Latest revision as of 09:18, 16 April 2021

A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?


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pfft FireFox 8 (Score:4, Funny)
by equex (747231) on Monday July 11, @09:47AM (#36719642)
I am already using version 21, its the pre pre pre alpha pre beta pre pre gamma delta pre RC pre build, I'm so bleeding edge I have to buy tampons at the store. My insurance company wont even insure my computer because all my software are practically from the future.

Re:Why yes, I *am* being a pedantic git :-) (Score:5, Funny)
by alexo (9335) on Thursday July 19, @06:26PM (#40705021) Journal
> surveys have been constantly reporting that the ideal breast size is 'C' in terms of aesthetic appeal.

Eat that, Java advocates!

Technology

Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! 
I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and 
I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future!

Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a 
printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes 
an unexpected noise.
The R in IOT stands for 'Reliability'.
  • On Java
joke: a dev has a problem, uses Java, and now has a ProblemFactory

Video

One of the most hilarious video ever. 10min of pure laughs.

Miscellaneous